i swear the only thing i could think about when jennifer lawrence fell at the oscars last night was that somewhere in a dark room leo dicaprio whispered at his tv screen “i wouldn’t have tripped”
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
things i want in life:
- to lose weight
- to get a social life
- to be in a relationship
what i do about it:
- eat lots of food
- sit inside alone on computer
- sleep
